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It Takes Five

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Title: It Takes Five

Pairing: NaLu (Fairy Tail Fandom)

Summary: It took him exactly five reasons (with punches from Loki, and food poisoning from Capricorn) to finally get his woman.

Rating: K+

*An entry for NaLu week’s bonus prompt: Home.

 

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There are five reasons why Natsu Dragneel kept on disturbing the peace of Lucy Heartfilia’s small apartment. (He says his reasons are authentic and justifiable; she thinks otherwise.)

 

One: Despite always being out on missions and burning some idiotic villains into an unrecognizable charcoaled state, nothing beats a good exercise of climbing over a window and stealthily (although he remains unsuccessful in perfecting this skill most of the time) step inside Lucy Heartfilia’s humble abode and just silently watch the rise and fall of her chest as she slept. He would stay like this for a minimum of seven minutes (and sometimes a whole hour if he’s lucky), before he’d step out of the window or be thrown out by a powerful punch from Loki (or Virgo) – whichever comes first.

Two: Makarov knows the skills (ie: destroying an entire city and burning their clients in the process) of Natsu so badly that with every mission he took, he’s always being spied on by a fellow Fairy Tail member - to ensure that the damages would be kept at a minimum. However, the inevitable can never be prevented. This was why a loud shriek (coupled with some bath products being thrown) could be heard in Lucy’s apartment every time he comes back from a job.  He says “it is easier to hide here to escape Erza’s wrath”, she says “it’s just an excuse to take a peek on me”. And he thinks (inwardly with his inner-buried-dormant perverted self) that Lucy damn knows him well. But really, Erza could be scary when angered – especially when the bills kept skyrocketing to the next century.

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